supervisor at work desperately wants me to try her herbal mushroom coffee and I looked at the insert and it has cordyceps in it ‘for stamina’ and don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s a normal edible non-parasitic variety but there IS a little part of me that’s like. oh so that’s what they’re calling it now
So excited to work as a scare actor for the second year in a row
Last year I was a zombie and chased people around the trail.
This year I’m walking backwards along the trail until I meet a group, saying “hey my friends ran on ahead, can I walk with you?” And then getting kidnapped.
About 10 years ago my sister attended a zombie survival paintball experience in an abandoned derelict shopping centre
There was a nervous guy at the meeting point who explained that his friends got food poisoning from dinner last night, but this was the whole point of the trip and he didn’t want to hang about in a hotel room with sick people, but he was considering just going back home
The entire group immediately took him under their wing and adopted him into their friends and inside jokes and sharing snacks
He was dragged off and eaten by zombies in the first 15 minutes, complete with blood packs, and returned in the final room as a sort of final boss
Listen I’m definitely the last person to be considered an authority on what is and isn’t punk but seeing people put stuff in the tags of that one post like “barbie is absolutely punk and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees” makes my stomach turn. First of all a blockbuster film starring Margot Robbie about a mass produced plastic toy owned by Mattel is not punk just because it has feminist themes and second of all you have never been in a fight in your life
